Hilarious, you all know the expression that guys use to avoid commitment:

"there's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk free"

well here's a great comeback for women:

"nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, as they have wised up to the fact that for 8 oz. of sausage it's not worth buying the entire pig"

All I have to say is at least my 1.4 kilos don't have to worry about that kind of insignificance :-)