From time to time I'm asked to translate things (or at least re-write them) for grammer and structure etc. There's many utilities for this, google, babblefish... but the best translator bar none is the Snoop Dog Shizinator!

Ok... ok... ok I can't believe this but I just saw David Hasselhoff dressed all in black leather on TV singing "Love Me Tender" for an Elvis revival show. Children, when you see this on TV it's time to get off your coach and into the bar. See you all in Kepler tonight!