A couple good quotes of "things I hate" from an Al forward:
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
3. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
4. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, t! hen there must have been something before it.
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Do you guys have any? :-)
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
3. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
4. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, t! hen there must have been something before it.
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Do you guys have any? :-)
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