Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks,
"How many is a brazillion?"
I would have had this headline as my #1 funny for the day if I could decide if it was absolutly hilarious or just plain crazy! "Danes provide prostitutes for the disabled"?!?!