Got this from a friend:

NO LINK BETWEEN A FEW PINTS AND A BEER BELLY

Health officials yesterday urged ale lovers to drink sensibly following a new scientific study which found no link between a few pints each week and a beer belly. The Department of Health in London said the study of Czech drinkers, which found that women who enjoy ale actually weigh less, was not a green light for people to binge. The study in the latest edition of the European Journal of Clinical Nutrition concluded that "it is unlikely that beer intake is associated with a largely increased waist-hip ratio and body mass index".

So where is my beer belly cuming from... aliens??