I hate forwards, and I hate people who send forwards with the first line "I hate forwards but I had to send this one"... but I'm putting this on the website cus it made me laugh, shout out Jules for being the first of 6 (and counting) people who sent this to me:

"My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring for my birthday so he could monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond."