Worldheart is an artificial heart fabricator majority owned and chaired by former Ottawa Senators owner Rod Bryden.  We always hated Bryden for constantly holding the fans hostal and constant "give me more money" pleas to the public and government while he was here.  Well sales figures were drastically below forcasts promting this hilarious headline:

"The shock, apparently, was almost enough to turn some WorldHeart shareholders into potential customers."