The good news: I will be done the Knowledge Management "novel" of an assignment on Tuesday.

The bad news: The Knowledge Management "novel of an assignment is due Tuesday.

I've got a bunch of links, pics and stuff to post but it'll have to wait until Wednesday. Until then, enjoy. Old buddy Nolan got this one in:

Understanding Engineers - Take One

Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."