Really?

Lance Bass of N' Sync fame has announced he's gay. No kidding. This just in, the earth is round and the sun is friggin' hot. That sound you heard is one hundred thousand little girls hearts breaking ;-)

The middle east crisis? The bloodletting in Congo? World poverty? Rampant disease? Nope, let's talk about the sexual orientation of a washed-up pop singer. The world is crazy.