Wednesday, December 07, 2005

J-myster Back

After a bit of a hiatus, Stevie J gets something else in:

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f*cking way paper can beat rock....

Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds.

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you"

Well done Stevie! Certainly I don't want to encourage the forwarding mayham of the past, but if you keep sending me quality forwards like this one and porn then you've definatly gained another fan! Where's your blog anyways dude? ;-)

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