Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Sometimes you can re-express the truth to defend your postion:

Actor #1 : What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?

Actor #2 : I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I wanted it to be near its family.

(got this from here)