Just got this e-mail from our housing director:

"We are sending this email out to inform you of a security concern. We have had thefts take place in the residence halls during the day time. Door handles are being giggled to see if they are open. We have a description of two possible suspects. They are well dressed caucasian females."

Two well dressed causasian females... um... let's just say my door is unlocked and wide open with a line of dollar bills like a trail of bread crums ;-)