Tuesday, March 01, 2005

This is hilarious! The "Ladder Theory", man I gotta say that some of that shit sure rings true, take this quote for example: "looks were influenced by factor's other than just phyical attraction. For example, a guy who is a complete asshole to a woman seems to somehow look better to them."

This is so true, and for all you girls that say "I just want some guy to treat me right blah blah blah" I'll show that same girl going for some fucking loser that treats the mud he wipes off his shoes better. Simple, nice guys finish last.

This rule somehow takes a backseat for about 10 years, somewhere about the time that the girls have finished whoreing themselves out during high school and university they start to feel used and get desperate for stability. Motherly instincts and the homornal drive for children also has something to do with it. They then start to notice that nice guy that treated them nice all those years, of course by then he's usually been snapped up by someone else. Anyways this lasts until the boon of having engagements, weddings, children etc starts to wear off and then they revert to their original selves, now much older mind you, which is why they've now morphed into a cougar (if you don't know what a cougar is then just go with any decent looking 20-something guy to Sammy's on a Friday night, watch and learn) or a hormonal 40 something wife.

Moving along, how about this quote: "There are some interests you can show in a woman that will help you to fuck her: a healthy interest in destroying her self-esteem and in fucking her friends more than her seem to work wonders"... hilarious but sadistically kinda true in a way.

On further analysis, the Ladder Theory is alot like my own theory devised in my late high school years, there are 3 type of women in the eyes of a man:

1. Fuckable
2. Fuckable when Drunk
3. Not Fuckable

Every girl falls into one of these catagories. So true, there are three ways (according to the article) "whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:

1. The guy is gay
2. The guy does not find you attractive.
3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder"

Girls love to deny this fact but in reality those girls are either clueless to the realities of the world, or know it's true and are playing innocent.

Now I'm not trying to say that all the fault lies on the female side, far from it actually. I'm sure the majority of the blame surely lies in a male's stereotypical superficial desires of a woman, but that's for another post ;-)

For a real laugh check out their glossary of terms. Jokers.

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