Business Quote o' Note

Business quote of the day:

“Too often we measure everything and understand nothing. The three most important things you need to measure in a business are customer satisfaction, employee satisfaction, and cash flow. If you’re growing customer satisfaction, your global market share is sure to grow, too. Employee satisfaction gets you productivity, quality, pride, and creativity. And cash flow is the pulse—the key vital sign of a company.”

- Jack Welch

Business tech joke of the day:

"VISTA = Virus Inside, Switch To Apple"

Business Visual Funny of the day:

San Fran Freak

If you're a geek you'll get this. If you're not a geek then move along, nothing to see here :-)

Radio Shame

...and now back to evil, this time a radio show host crushes the heart of a cheating girlfriend:



Today is apparently good-bad swing day ;-)

Low Brow

Warning: this vid is a bit crude. Shows what guys are really thinking, and yes, even your perfect "my man would ever think that" guy is thinking this:

More Crazy Subway Fun

I don't know what it is about the mixture of copeus amounts of alcohol and subway trips, but it works. More "crazy" fun on the subway:






Lip Dubbing: Crazy from Jakob Lodwick

Rollers and Haters

In life there are "rollers" and then there are "haters". Don't be a hater, live life and roll baby!! :-)

Worst Day Of My Life

A future PETA member in the making:

Friday Fest

It's Friday and time to party! Looks like some of us, namely David Hasselhof has beat us to the weekend!



Have a good weekend in the sun everyone!

Mid-Week Funny

The new Will Ferral video comedy site trailer, good shit:

Who's On First?

Some more Bush humour, this time Domi (Paris native) gets it in. But I do have one question, who was on first?? ;-)

Take-out Links

These are the links you take with you on the road when you can't sit down and eat a full internet meal:

Sometimes public TV is frigging hilarious, this guy just keeps taking it... and taking it... and taking it... jeebus does he ever take it! :-)

It's frigging cold in places like Canada and Russia. Don't believe me? Even vodka freezes here, did you even think that was possible?!



Probably my fav commercial ever, double click the vid screen to go to youtube and see the other ones in the VW "un-pimped" series:



I leave you with this, if you don't get it congrats, you've successfully passed politness school, if you do get it... shame shame! ;-)

U.S. Knows Best

Another edition of "the U.S. knows best":



The best line in the whole bunch comes with 3:29 left in the video: "which one is throwing the rocks"... blows my mind, absolutely blows my mind.

Update: Just when you think it couldn't possibly get worse... er, funnier, I turn on the TV tonight and see this new show hosted by comedian Jeff Foxworthy: "Are you smarter then a fifth grader"

After 3 questions on a 10 question test the guy (27 and with a college degree) had already used 2 "cheats" copying off the paper of the other 5 grader contestants. No joke. I... am... shaking... my... head... right... now.