Friday, September 30, 2005
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Fall Freshness
It's great to be in Canada right now. I'll be posting more pics like this over the coming week for sure so if you've got some you're particularly proud of just shoot me an e-mail! :-) :-)
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Wednesday Funnies
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks,
"How many is a brazillion?"
I would have had this headline as my #1 funny for the day if I could decide if it was absolutly hilarious or just plain crazy! "Danes provide prostitutes for the disabled"?!?!
Odense or Obscene??
Um... is this titled insertion?
There's a bird in the sky perhaps? ;-)
I'm not sure I see what's so abnormal ;-)
Trick camerawork extraordinaire:
Ouch!
Now that's comfy!
Some store clerk playing a funny joke had the manican pants drop, nothing to see here eveyone, move along, move along!
I love the Danish language:
This button "Boys are Toys" was on some guy's backpack and I though it was hilarious, he didn't though and almost killed me for taking this picture. I guess he had a bit of a masculinity complex, maybe rightly so ;-)
Ouch, the most riské post EuroRoss has ever had I guess, except for maybe those self shots of me in the morning straight out of bed... now those were scary!! ;-)
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Petrol Price Explosion
I'm not sure what we're all complaining about, sure the gas companies are totally ripping us off, but prices for gas per litre has been over 60% more expensive in Europe than in NA (due to taxes) the past couple years. Granted we drive a heck of a lot more here in NA, but maybe it's time to put that SUV to rest... but I love my SUV!! sniff sniff
File It Down
Amazingly (and thankfully) nobody was hurt.
Stewie Slave
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Mother Of...
Principal Approval
(via Boing Boing)
If only they could use their power for good and not for evil ;-)
Saturday, September 24, 2005
In Da Club
I can already tell that I'm going to have a massive hangover tomorrow! Have fun everyone!
Friday, September 23, 2005
What's Up?
Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill
of hope
For a destination
And I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood
of man
For whatever that means
And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head
And I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream at the top of my lungs
What's going on?
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?
ooh, ooh ooh and I try,
oh my god do I try
I try all the time,
in this institution
And I pray,
oh my god do I pray
I pray every single day
For a revolution
And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head
And I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream at the top of my lungs What's going on?
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?
Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
3 Legged Equipe
Can't wait for Roller 24 in LeMans next year!
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
King of the Zulu's
I'm getting about 30-50 hits a month from people with "Zulu" as their operating system primary language! Now I have no idea how many "Zulu blogs" their might be out there, or why they find my blog (written in english... written badly in english) is so interesting to them, but what the hay:
Welcome Zulu nation to EuroRoss!
I hope you enjoy your stay :-)
Visions of Beauty
And my personal famorite:
(via Boing Boing)
Monday, September 19, 2005
You Asked For It
After Greg and Dan came down to Ottawa to see Pearl Jam on Friday night we woke up early to drive to T-dot/waterloo for the rest of the weekend. After 6 hours we finally had arrived in Waterloo and didn't waste any time cracking the beers and enjoying the sushine:
We hit the bars (what happened to "no way we're going to McMullins??"), got down to business and finally got a hold of the new house owners extraodinaire Julie and Drew and stopped by for a visit and some late night poker:
By 4:30 am some of us were pretty tuckered out... some of us also hit it just a little too hard:
No matter that's your brothers $50,000 Maxima you just puked on, save the CK jeans!
If passing out on the hood of your car in your underwear wasn't dumb enough, try doing it near a drunk Ross! Notice the smile on Grizy's face, yep another satisfied customer ;-)
If you think that's bad, click here (you need Quicktime to view it) or the photo below for a video which boggles the mind. Yep it's official, we're idiots when we hang together! :-) Great times though!!
After a VERY long day of partying we headed to Toronto to enjoy football sunday (Bucs destroyed the Bills just for the record!). The film festival is going on in Toronto right now and there's even some filming happening downtown. I caught them in action here although I didn't see any superstars :-(
Couldn't complain about the weather, absolutely beautiful outside:
I was finally able to hook up with my brother before heading back. Good looks run in the family ;-)
Thanks to everyone I saw for another great weekend. I've got some non-internet friendly pics and video's to share that I'll get to ya when I see ya. So what's up for next weekend? ;-)
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Old Friends, Great Friends
I'm home.
It's worth repeating a thousand times. my Canadian comrads doing the overseas thing like me... they all know... everyone knows... this... is... home.
To the gang tonight... to everyone over e-mail, phone, postcard, telegraph, bat signal, piegon carrier, whatever... this... is home. You can take the Canadian out of Canada, but you can't take the Canada out of the Canadian...
My buddy puzzled to me tonight: "your blog is cool, but why do you put the lyrics in there?". Well the feeling I have right now... at 6am in the morning after a full day including Ottawa, Toronto, Brampton, Waterloo, Kitchener and everyone/where inbetween... that's why.
One song... Snow Patrol - Run. Buy it, download it, borrow it, whatever... then you'll know why. Thanks to my friends, you are priceless and with all our flaws, crap and bullshit we get into with each other (even you Grizzy puking on the door tonight!), I wouldn't trade you for anything... ab-so fucking lute-ly nothing!
Enjoy:
I'll sing it one last time for you
Then we really have to go
You've been the only thing that's right
In all I've done
And I can barely look at you
But every single time I do
I know we'll make it anywhere
Away from here
Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear
Louder, louder
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say
To think I might not see those eyes
Makes it so hard not to cry
And as we said our long goodbyes
I nearly did
Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear
Have heart my dear
We're bound to be afraid
Even if it's just for a few days
Makin' up for all that's less
Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear
---------
We take it for granted... until we go overseas and miss it. Got my Timmy Horton's today... not rubbing it in at all, but you're coffee's hot and waiting for ya... see you soon...
Friday, September 16, 2005
Lazy Cats
Sleeping...
Sleeping...
and sleeping...
Ah the life of a cat! Man those are some scary looking eyes! ;-)
Update: Saw Vanilla Sky again last night and these pics reminded me of one of the lines in the movie when Sofie (Penelope Cruz) says: "I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats." Some other great lines from the movie here, including my personal favorite:
"Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around"
Words to live by...
Soon meeting up with Greg and Dan to hit Ottawa and Pearl Jam tonight, sweet!
Where Are You?
Where Are You? - Our Lady Peace
Hey you
Have you felt like this before?
You got style but ain't got soul
Are you happy now?
Are you happy, tonight?
Or did Punk Rock get it right?
Is there no future in sight?
Oh is it different now?
Is it different?
Come on
Come on, come on, come on
Where are you?
Where are you?
I'm kicking and screaming
You're not listening...
Where are you?
Where are you?
Everything I've believed in,
has lied to me
But this could be the best day,
of my life
The best day of my life
Hey you
Have you got everything you want?
Or do you want more than you got?
Is it different now?
Is it different, tonight?
Or did Jesus get it right?
Or is the devil behind the light?
Are you happy now?
Are you happy?
Come on
Come on, come on, come on
Where are you?
Where are you?
I'm kicking and screaming,
You're not listening ...
Where are you?
And where are you?
Everything I've believed in,
has lied to me
But this could be the best day of my life
Oh this could be the best day of my life
Ohhh sons and daughters,
Mothers and fathers,
Everyone's waiting for our luck to change
Sons and daughters,
Mothers and fathers,
Everyone's waiting, waiting
Cause this could be the best day
And this could be the best day
And this could be the best day, best day, best day
Come on
Come on, come on, come on
Where are you?
Where are you?
I'm kicking and screaming
You're not listening...
Where are you?
And where are you?
Everything I've believed in,
has lied to me
Choices Choices
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
The Ultimate
I've also got the deets on this years hockey pool! To spare me from collecting $5 from everyone (which is a real pain in the ass), this year's pool is just for bragging rights and a beer from each to the winner at the bar whenever we meet up at the end of the season. To get in go to Yahoo.com fantasy sports (http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/hockey), create a Yahoo account if you don't already have one, and log in:
League: #46221 "Game Misconduct"
Password: "leafssuck" (with no capitals or spaces)
Then if you want you can change the order of your automatic draft list (the computer automatically puts the list in order from highest to lowest from last year, so if there's specific players you want you can put them to the top). The automatic draft will begin the last weekend of September so log-in soon and get your list ready for the season so you don't have to worry about it. Each player gets 1 point for each goal and assist, goalies (you must have at least one) get 2 points per shutout. That's it! May the best fan win! (and by the way, I like Molson Ex lads, so get ready to ante up at the end of the season ;-)
PS> Leafs suck!
The Moose
He's known as "The Moose" because of his all round ability in every facet of the game, and he played it with an edge. His style of play and single minded determination to win endeared him to fans. There's an old joke that exemplefies this:
The three greatest hockey players of all time; Mario Lemieux, Wayne Gretsky and Mark Messier one day stand before God at his throne. God asks Lemieux "Mario, what do the people think of you?". Mario answers "The people of Pittsburg love me, I brought the passion of hockey to a city who previously only knew football."
God then turns to Gretsky and asks the same "Wayne, what do the people think of you?". Wayne replies "The people of Edmonton love me, hockey fans throughout North America called me 'the Great One'".
Finally God turns to Messier, "Mark what did the people think of you?". Mark replies: "The people of Edmonton and New York adore me, I brought championships to their city, and quite frankly they think you're sitting in MY seat". :-)
So long Mess, thanks for the memories... we'll miss you.
Dig All The Way To China
Try it and see where you'd end up! :-)
Monday, September 12, 2005
Paris Bike Guy
As picturesc as these are, they do nothing to show how dangerous it actually was to be biking around the arc really was. There were cars everywhere!
But you can't beat that view!
Enjoy the rest of the day everyone! :-)
Beautiful Day
The heart is a bloom
Shoots up through the stony ground
There's no room
No space to rent in this town
You're out of luck
And the reason that you had to care
The traffic is stuck
And you're not moving anywhere
You thought you'd found a friend
To take you out of this place
Someone you could lend a hand
In return for grace
It's a beautiful day
Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
You're on the road
But you've got no destination
You're in the mud
In the maze of her imagination
You love this town
Even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over
And it's been all over you
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
It's a beautiful day
Touch me
Take me to that other place
Teach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case
See the world in green and blue
See China right in front of you
See the canyons broken by cloud
See the tuna fleets clearing the sea out
See the Bedouin fires at night
See the oil fields at first light
And see the bird with a leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colors came out
It was a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
Beautiful day
Touch me
Take me to that other place
Reach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case
What you don't have you don't need it now
What you don't know you can feel it somehow
What you don't have you don't need it now
Don't need it now
Was a beautiful day
Sunday, September 11, 2005
New York NY
Great city, great people.
NFL Sunday
Saturday, September 10, 2005
The Indecision Of Feeling
Got You Were I Want You - The Flys
Hey, what's the point of this?
Oh hey, what's your favorite song?
Maybe we could hum along.
Well, I think you're smart,
you sweet thing,
Tell me your name,
I'm dying here.
Got you where I want you
Hey, maybe just a smile.
Oh hey, did you know that I can dance?
Could we talk for awhile?
Well, I think you're smart,
you sweet thing,
tell me your sign,
I'm dying here
Got you where I want you
Suffer, Suffer,
You know you get no rubber,
Gone with a pretty girl
changing me like no other.
Suffer, Suffer,
You know there is no rubber,
Would you like a minute to
put that thing on your lover?
Got you where I want you.
Friday, September 09, 2005
Amazing World War
This is amazing, these photo's were found taken from bombers in World War II. This one of Koeln (Cologne) Cathedral is eerie considering the fact I've been there hundreds of times as little as 3 weeks ago:
Home
Anyways I've been back to NA a week but it really hasn't felt like it since the first weekend was all family catchup (father's b-day to boot) and then off to NY for 3 days. It's gone fast and looks to go even faster. This weekend I'm off to grand old Montreal for a day or two, camping sometime early next week (Jeanie gimme a call I don't have your number or e-mail for carpooling pickup times), back to Ottawa in time for Pearl Jam next Friday, Saturday back to T-dot (looks like the Saturday afternoon football games a go baring the weather, deets on where/when to meet for those hooking up later that night to be posted sometime soon), Sunday the Sens-Leafs preseason game (if you want in you've gotta e-mail ASAP as we're trying to get tickets pronto), poker's been moved to either Sunday or Monday night, Monday golf at the Fox near Guelph (Dave can you get Monday afternoon off? Chris do we need to pick you up at home or East Sides?) then back to NY for a second interview... whoew!
Anyways the point is, if anyone wants to hook up with us for any of the above just drop a line. I'm still only halfway through my e-mails and calls so hang tight gang, I can't wait to see you guys! Get your livers READY!! :-)
This is what was on the kitchen table to greet me this morning when I returned home:
If that's not the most suggestive duck decoy ever then I don't know what is!
Catty
Husband: "Hi honey, why are you home from work so early?"
Wife: "I got fired today."
Husband: "That's terrible, what happened?"
Wife: "Some bitch stole my sandwhich."
Husband: "Uh huh... and?"
Wife: "And what? Then we got fired over it."
Husband: "No I mean: and where's my diner?"
Ok well I'm sure it'd be something like that. Either way, getting fired for arguing over a missing ham sandwhich definatly qualitfies as both one of the dumbest things ever as well as one of the shittiest days at the office.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
America = USA
Anyways see ya in a couple days!
The Land Of OZ
1 - Trekking across the plains, eating Kangaroo meat and shackin' up with the natives along the way.
2 - Surfing baby! All day, all night... well I'll be loaded at night so mostly all day ;-)
3 - All Blacks rugby game, ok well they're from New Zealand but maybe they'll play in Oz for a match ;-)
4 - Utilizing my Canadian accent which Aussie's apparently find sexy to my full advantage... only to bum smokes, beers and info on all the local hot spot's of course ;-)
5 - Did I mention my buddy Brent lives on the beach on the north west coast basically surfing all day and working in his surf rental shop during his "off hours"... that's what I'll be doing, without the work part that is ;-)
Keep em' coming Al baby, I never get sick of seeing new ones!
A New Sheet Of Ice
"HARD WORK BEATS TALENT, WHEN TALENT DOESN'T WORK"
My thoughts on how some of the 67's did in today's game are on the 67's message boards here. Or you can see a short clip of it yourself that I've uploaded here (you need to have a player that can handle ".mov" files like Quicktime to view it). I can't wait for the start of the regular season!
Monday, September 05, 2005
Growing Up
Wow, this pic is proof that I'm officially a geek. I'm also getting old cus everytime I see them they refresh me on the new "lingo" from school. This time I learned about "see r' dun" the new short form for "seen that done that" and also how I'm no longer a "dirt" (a word popular last time I saw them meaning weird guy that gets by) and now I've graduated to being a "scoob" which is someone who's cool to hang with but by no means on the radar of the cool kids in school. Sounds like I'm moving up the social ladder from the geek, nerd and hoser I was when I was in high school... well ok I'm still a geek ;-)
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Time For A Change
New hair following fight with lawnmower:
I think the new do has messed with my head ;-
Taking The Plunge
For You...
When you try your best but you don't succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse
And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
Tears stream down your face
when you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down your face
And I
Tears stream down your face
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes
Tears stream down your face
And I
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
I hope this makes you smile today, I'm thinking of you...
Saturday, September 03, 2005
Friday, September 02, 2005
This Is What I Looked At Today
This guy makes all of his furniture out of FedEx boxes.
This car starts with a USB key.
This is an interesting look at th iTunes playlist rating algorithm.
This made me laugh so hard I almost spit milk all over my laptop.
This is a good look at the science of detecting fake images.
This is the quote of the day: "I'm getting shat tonight" (if you don't know what that means then go to Denmark!)
And finally...
This is a big jar of peanut butter!
Have a great weekend everybody! :-)
McDonalds Vanishing Trick
That's some serious refleco-rama!
I noticed they were also really fast in updating the website:
So who's up for some Subway? :-)
Swamped
...neck. The guy in the pic is world famous Lonely Planet traveler Ian Wright. If you haven't seen one of his shows I highly recommend checking it out. He's one of those "naturally" hilarious cats and was one of the first people to really get me hooked on travel. Speaking of travel, after a crazy last couple months trekking all over continental Europe I'm finally back in Canada for a short break... that is until I leave for the states next week (interview, visit friend and some hiking), hitting the game in Waterloo and T-dot the week after that and finally on to Cali for a conference and another interview. Whew, let's start it up again!! :-)
Mystery Weekend Teaser
Background gossip deets are also most welcome!
Let the contest begin!
Thursday, September 01, 2005
Big Beer Ad
Sciencewow
Science is amazing.